Melky!

• "IT'S NETHER OVER FOR HOLLAND!"
• "Schoop
  Hit a bloop
  Hit a bloop
  Hit a bloop be doop be doop"
• "What the ####?

  YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY WALKING RANDALL SIMON?

  WHAT THE ####?"

• "RANDALL SIMON INTENTIONAL WALK!

  CATS LIVING WITH DOGS! "

• "The old "walk Randall Simon to get to Yurendell de Caster" gambit. "
• "In play, (runs).

  UNBELIEVABLE. "

• "Holy ####. I mean. Wow. Holy ####. "
• "LISTEN TO THE MUSIC!

  Adagio for Strings by Barber!

  You don't get that in America, even. "

• "As the man says, "U bent niet veel als je geen Nederlands." "
• "Gelooft u in Mirakelen?"
• "Are there baseball fans who missed those two DR-NED games? They deserve to be slapped by a clog. "
• "I'm down as long as it's competitive.

  I mean, what are the odds of Australia beating Cuba...

  [Looks at camera.]

  ...right?

  [Winks. Freeze. Roll credits.] "

• "What were the Netherland's odds of advancing? All I could find were odds of them winning the tournament, which are rightly +15000. "
• "In Amsterdam, the party is by all accounts crazy. We're talking hookers, massive consumption of recreational drugs....

  Oh wait, that's what Amsterdam is always like. My bad. "

• "If Jair and Martis were playing, I'd almost say the Netherlands would be a serious threat in Round 2! No way they can defeat the USA, Puerto Rico and Venezuela, right? Right?

  Right? "

wbc

quotes from here

"He, ere, eh."

I want to start a band named Eponymous. The first album would just be the name of the band.

Don't buy a bag of Swedish Fish. No matter your intention, you will open the bag, and will be unable to stop until you have eaten them all.

::unpleasant moan::

"Irredeemable Twat" would make an awesome lesbian band name.

Geekzus Freak would be a great name for a tech website. Or a band. Whatever.