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Random Thoughts

Melky!


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THE NEDERLANDS

  • "IT'S NETHER OVER FOR HOLLAND!"
  • "Schoop
    Hit a bloop
    Hit a bloop
    Hit a bloop be doop be doop"
  • "What the ####?

    YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY WALKING RANDALL SIMON?

    WHAT THE ####?"

  • "RANDALL SIMON INTENTIONAL WALK!

    CATS LIVING WITH DOGS! "

  • "The old "walk Randall Simon to get to Yurendell de Caster" gambit. "
  • "In play, (runs).

    UNBELIEVABLE. "

  • "Holy ####. I mean. Wow. Holy ####. "
  • "LISTEN TO THE MUSIC!

    Adagio for Strings by Barber!

    You don't get that in America, even. "

  • "As the man says, "U bent niet veel als je geen Nederlands." "
  • "Gelooft u in Mirakelen?"
  • "Are there baseball fans who missed those two DR-NED games? They deserve to be slapped by a clog. "
  • "I'm down as long as it's competitive.

    I mean, what are the odds of Australia beating Cuba...

    [Looks at camera.]

    ...right?

    [Winks. Freeze. Roll credits.] "

  • "What were the Netherland's odds of advancing? All I could find were odds of them winning the tournament, which are rightly +15000. "
  • "In Amsterdam, the party is by all accounts crazy. We're talking hookers, massive consumption of recreational drugs....

    Oh wait, that's what Amsterdam is always like. My bad. "

  • "If Jair and Martis were playing, I'd almost say the Netherlands would be a serious threat in Round 2! No way they can defeat the USA, Puerto Rico and Venezuela, right? Right?

    Right? "

wbc

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Palindrome

"He, ere, eh."


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band

I want to start a band named Eponymous. The first album would just be the name of the band.


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don't

Don't buy a bag of Swedish Fish. No matter your intention, you will open the bag, and will be unable to stop until you have eaten them all.

::unpleasant moan::


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irredeemable

"Irredeemable Twat" would make an awesome lesbian band name.


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freaky

Geekzus Freak would be a great name for a tech website. Or a band. Whatever.


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