"Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things"
Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye!"
" I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
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-Telltale Games order page, next to an uncheck checkbox.
"#5089 +(454)- [X]
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
"In some contexts, knee-high boots may have sexual overtones." -Wikipedia