From The Big Lebowski TV edit:
Best. TV edit. Ever.
Or something like that.
"No human or god can match
Nature's simultaneous 4 day
rotation in 1 Earth rotation.
No human has a right to
believe wrong - for that
would be evil thinking.
Ignorance of 4 days is evil,
Evil educators teach 1 day.
1 day will destroy humans."
"A bad metaphor is like a leaky screwdriver.
(shamelessly stolen from someone's /. sig)"
From earlier in the same discussion...
'The bubble-era vision of a Utopian Internet is dented and dirty... The Lexus has collided with the olive tree, and its crumpled hulk spins in a ditch as the orchard smolders.'
This metaphor is a can of Pringles, and its vigor is enhanced by venomous ducks that flip it daily with a caterpillar that just won't shut up.
Things like this are why I read slashdot. http://slashdot.org/articles/06/12/13/1414247.shtml
Beautiful animation and graphics, music; nice design. Highly recommended.
I got this in what I can only guess is a spam message:
"We are the top fitness company in the world and are hosting th. This led naturally to them taking up skateboarding right after their. We are definitely looking for unique renova.
Has long, wavy, dirty blonde hair and a beard. In four of its last five games, Illinois has trail. Has an obsession taken over your life?
This led naturally to them taking up skateboarding right after their. A copy of the DVD, featured credits, food and beverage will be. NO entertainment stories please-!
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from Dyer Polly (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It's in English, I think... or at least it has English words. The shear fact tht it is _almost_ understandible seems to make it so much less so.
Office Space Recut as a thriller: