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'Try telling that to my Casio. I'm still waiting for 88:88ampm to come round.'"



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-Douglas Adams


One of these days

One of these days, I'm actually gonna write something and put it up here.

Yep, one of these days...




Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye!"



Never trust movie trailers

Office Space Recut as a thriller:

Great stuff


Mr. Twain

" I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
--Mark Twain


Sketchbook Update (...or, how can you update something that doesn't exist...)

New section: Sketchbook. Perhaps I felt that the catagory Drawings was too broad. Or something. So here is a new catagory of really, really misc sketches, some inked, some not, almost none cleaned up at all. Raw and low resolution. Yay!

That out of the way, the first update:

So, there you go. Ever get the feeling I'm bored with writing in these textboxes? Right on!

Oh, and just because there wasn't a site update to let you notice the new quote section... well, there isn't one. I mean, a site update page thing. But there is a section. So there.

Ack! So, so out of my mind! Save me!

Yes, that's all you get for reading all this message. Sorry :-(


Cardinals Appoligize for Winning World Series

Cardinals Apologize For Winning World Series

The Onion

Cardinals Apologize For Winning World Series

ST. LOUIS—Calling Friday night's victory on baseball's grandest stage "a terrible mistake," members of the St. Louis Cardinals issued a formal apology for making the playoffs, winning the World Series, and depriving baseball fans everywhere...